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••• Why are all of your products 'out of stock'?
••• How are your shirts made?
••• How long will it take to get my order?
••• What is your returns/exchanges policy? What happens if I order the wrong size?
••• I have a shirt idea, how do I submit it and earn tons of money and hot chicks?
••• What do you get if you use my shirt idea?
••• I hate you & your company, and I want to tell you that directly. How do I do that?
••• You guys rock! How can I contact you directly to tell you how cool you are?
••• Where do babies come from?
Q: Why are all of your products 'out of stock'?
A: Oh....that. Well, LMNOtees is on hiatus. You guys didn't buy enough shirts to keep the owner happy, and he decided to take a break. Why did you do that to him?!
Q: How are your shirts made?
A: Our shirts are screen-printed to each individual order. Our men's SLIM FIT t-shirts are American Apparel brand shirts, whereas our men's STANDARD FIT t-shirts are Hanes Authentic tagless t-shirts. All of our women's t-shirts are Bella brand tee in 100% ring spun cotton. Please see our sizing chart for more information on each brand.
Q: How long will it take to get my order?
A: Most orders placed before 12pm Pacific time will ship the SAME DAY. Orders placed after 12pm Pacific time will ship the next business day. Most US residents will receive their orders within 3 business days (excludes weekends and holidays). International orders will take between 7 and 12 business days to arrive. Click here for more details.
Q: What is your returns/exchanges policy? What happens if I order the wrong size?
A: Please click here to see our exchange process and policies.
A: Click here for a detailed page. We are absolutely committed to the safety of your personal information and your privacy. Your information is completely safe with us; we will never: sell it, rent it, lend it, auction it off, emulsify it, have a one-night-stand with it, exploit it, take advantage of it, vandalize it, sub-let it to bad tenants, publish it, make home movies of it, contribute to the delinquency of it, testify against it, play Russian Roulette with it, "party like a rock star" with it, dress it up like a little school girl, or anything of the sort. In other words, once we have it, it stays with us.
Q: I have a shirt idea, how do I submit it and earn tons of money and hot chicks?
A: We would love to hear your ORIGINAL ideas. Shirts that have already been produced will not be considered, sorry. You can use the form on our Contact Us page to submit that idea, or click here to email us.
Q: What do you get if you use my shirt idea?
A: This depends on the shirt. But in most cases, we'll send you 3 free shirts (any from our site).
Q: That's lame, I want something else.
A: Sorry, that's a statement, not a question, and I refuse to answer your non-question. You will take the money and you will like it.
Q: I hate you & your company, and I want to tell you that directly. How do I do that?
A: Please call us at 858.492.8002. In fact, call the number even if you don't want to complain. REALLY, do it now.
Q: You guys rock! How can I contact you directly to tell you how cool you are?
A: You can use the form on our Contact Us page, or simply click here.
Q: Where do babies come from?